Today, as you might have imagined.
Is Thursday.
Thursday means pay day.
Pay day is my friend because Mr. Monopoly gives me money that I probably don't deserve.
Rambling aside, I have for you 3 choices.
A) Have a bat
B) Have a bat
C) Think about having a bat, take your pants off then lose motivation. Continue for the remainder of your day without wearing pants.
Doing either of the previous 3 steps gives you two free mixtapes.
One from the ever so iridescent Ryan Leeson, a shorter mix than desired but a colourful piece of work that will leave you avin' a whopper bat before you can scream the words 'HEY GUYS I'M AVIN' A BAT!'
Second of all; a mix from yours truely. This mix is guaranteed to get you up and dancing, sitting at the bar chatting up the hottest possible woman in the room and taking a massive pee on your Year 7 math teacher's car for failing you in that trigonometry test all at the same time whilst wearing no clothes. It's really that manipulative; I promise.
Please Note: This mix was 4 seconds short of 13.37
1 comments:
Oh. Hai. :D
Definitely a normal Thursday... Don't worry, if you know any males who don't deliberate over those options on a daily basis, they need a bite of the ol' paincake... Or just need to htfu.
Dunno why you were learning trig in year 7... I was too busy making websites and avoiding long division!
Nice mix but. Got sum skeelz. Everyone can haz and not be like omfgfailfailfaillulz
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